Hell, even a seagull would hit the spot right now, roasted crispy over a flame--

He immediately put all thoughts of food out of his head because at the moment it was just torture_

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Intended for mature audiences. Prose explicitness is adjustable in-game.

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2018 XYZZY Award winner: Best Setting

XYZZY-nominated for Best Game, Best Story, Best Setting, Best Individual Player-Character

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9th Place - 24th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition 2018